Welcome To Suma Farm Cat Hotel
 

Luxury Holiday Hotel For Pussycats

Notice to our guests

All rooms are fitted with central heating, bedrooms with en-suite, bar and private patio with stunning views of the Surrey Countryside.

This hotel has a full maid, waitress and room service. Meals will be served in the privacy of your own room twice a day unless otherwise requested. Guests are kindly asked to refrain from using the food trolley as a buffet! Guests found doing so will receive a TICKLE!

Guests are requested to behave with politeness at all times and a cheerful "GOOD MEOWING!" at breakfast time will be gratefully received by our staff.

Accidents involving the loo will be promptly cleared up and forgiven, as will any spillages from the bar due to high spirits!

Homesick newcomers will receive a lengthy cuddle from the staff who are always happy to oblige.

We hope your stay with us will be a happy one

Love from the staff xxx